Our JURKY vs. Their Jerky
This is our product comparison page. By now, you're likely wondering, "what is it that makes Shurky Jurky so distinct"?
|"Meat Your Taste Buds"||"Meet Montezuma's Revenge"|
|Handmade made from scratch||Processed and made with a bunch of junk|
|Lots of TLC - just like Mom's apple pie||It ain't got no love - in fact - where is the love?|
|Unprocessed lean muscle - YUM!||Processed fatty meats that are pieced back together - YUCK!|
|No sugar added||Lots of sugar, syrup, molasses…I can't pronounce that word…|
|Contains real fruit - yes, pineapple! YUMM!||Contains real chemicals - things you don't want to eat! YUCKK!|
|Tastes like real meat because we use real meat||Tastes like roadkill because it might actually be roadkill - we're not sure ;-)|
|- Whoops we kind of said that already…because it's important!||- This "meat" is sliced, clumped, glued and re-packaged|
|No fake after-taste||All you can taste is the fake after-taste|
|Clean flavor profile||Genetically modified flavor profile|
|Gently nudges and tickles your taste buds||Slaps you in the mouth, so naturally, you spit it out…|
|Shareable with friends of all ages and genders||Your girlfriend would rather starve than eat this crap|
Our handcrafted gourmet jerky packs a serious dose of portable protein that's both nutritious and delicious!